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Some days you wish you stayed in bed (cover your “head”)
Or instead of sex just taken head (that’s a blow job)
Sometimes you should listen to your mom (mother knows best)
It's one of those days I wish I did (lose something?)

I thought it was just another one night stand (Beware of Toothy Vagina)
Turned out to be a huge mistake
Used to feel something now I feel nothing at all
It felt like a piranha clamping down (Beware of Toothy Vagina)
Or a pit bull full of rage and hate
Give it a kiss and lose your tongue

My mother warned me about fucking strangers (careful now)
She always told me go fingers first (it gets her wet)
That way if she's got Vagina Dentata (pussy with teeth)
I'd still have the finger that counts (that’s your penis)

I thought it was just another one night stand
Turned out to be a huge mistake
Used to feel something now I feel nothing at all
It felt like a piranha clamping down
Or a pit bull full of rage and hate
Give it a kiss and lose your tongue

All she did was laugh about it (*laugh*)
Like she was some kind of deity (*laugh*)
As I lay on the ground bleeding (*laugh*)
she threw her dog my bone (that was your wiener)


I thought it was just another one night stand (Beware of Toothy Vagina)
Turned out to be a huge mistake
Used to feel something now I feel nothing at all
It felt like a piranha clamping down (Beware of Toothy Vagina)
Or a pit bull full of rage and hate
Give it a kiss and lose your tongue

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from Blue Waffle Breakfast Expanded Edition, released June 3, 2022
Bryan Defiance guitar and vocals
Kat Kaos Drums and vocals
Jessica Carmen Bass and vocals

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