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Blue Waffle Breakfast Expanded Edition

by The Bloody Muffs

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1.
Cold Day In Hell 03:18
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I gotta get away This pounding in my brain I think I'm going insane I gotta get away Woke up this morning and thought I was dead Didn't take too long to know I'm alive Took a ride on a subway train to the center of the world Now I'm sending Friday Night in the sky It's time to turn the page I'm like a rat in a cage I'm burning with rage I gotta get away Woke up this morning and thought I was dead Didn't take too long to know I'm alive Took a ride on a subway train to the center of the world Now I'm sending Friday Night in the sky And I'm waiting for you, I'm still waiting for you for a couple of days, a couple of weeks a couple of months a couple of years I gotta get away this pounding in my brain I'm burning with rage I think I'm going insane Woke up this morning and thought I was dead Didn't take too long to know I'm alive Took a ride on a subway train to the center of the world Now I'm sending Friday Night in the sky Took a ride on a subway train to the center of the world Now I'm sending Friday Night in the sky
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Bitter 02:02
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What makes me mad is that (you don’t understand) What makes me a fad is that (you don’t understand) What makes me sad is that (you don’t understand) What makes me bad is that (you don’t understand) Together were not happy Together were not anything Together were not even friends It’s bitter in the end What makes me slum is that (you don’t understand) What makes me bummed is that (you don’t understand) What makes me dumb is that (you don’t understand) What makes me run is that (you don’t understand) Together were not happy Together were not anything Together were not even friends It’s bitter in the end (makes me sick) when I think about you (Makes me sick), your so transparent (makes me sick) when I feel I miss you (Makes me sick), when I see your picture (Makes me sick) when I hear your voicemail (Makes me sick) when I read your emails (makes me sick), I had feeling for you You think your so smart You think you’ve got friends You think you have charm You think you’ve got looks You think you’ve got style You think you’ve got luck You’ve got none! makes me sick, Makes me sick, Makes me sick, makes me sick, Makes me sick
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Harold Camping Had A Stroke 01:42
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Everybody's talking bout apocalypse or rapture- Holy shit it’s 2012 Everybody's talking bout the fish that are dying-Holy shit it’s 2012 Everyone has their own kind of prophet- Holy shit it’s 2012 None of them are more than false- Holy shit it’s 2012 It's the end of the world and we're gonna die we're gonna die Everybody's talking bout the times that are changing- Holy shit it’s 2012 Everybody's talking bout the birds that are dying- Holy shit it’s 2012 Everybody's talking bout some kind of doomsday-Holy shit it’s 2012 I hear it's gonna come in 2036- Holy shit are you for real? it’s the end of the world and we're gonna die we're gonna die Everybody's gonna die
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I Don't Want You Anymore 03:12
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She's just like heroin a little taste and all I want is more Once she's in my blood I find myself much worse off than before Then she's back into my life- I don't want you anymore, you're just a stupid whore Then she's back into my life- I don't want you anymore, you're just a stupid whore I don't want you anymore She sends me pictures and she asks me what I think about her now Though I try to fight it I find myself much deeper in it now Then she's back into my life- I don't want you anymore, you're just a stupid whore Then she's back into my life- I don't want you anymore, you're just a stupid whore I don't want you anymore Let's do it! don't do it! Then she's back into my life- I don't want you anymore, you're just a stupid whore Then she's back into my life- I don't want you anymore, you're just a stupid whore Then she's back into my life- I don't want you anymore, you're just a stupid whore I don't want you anymore
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La Foufoune Electrique 03:33
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She came up to me and said "hey man I think you're kinda cute! My new bed is right upstairs do you want to help me break it in?" She said "are you game?" I said, "Hell yeah! Come on baby let's get it on!" I could smell her so I could tell it was gonna be a helluva night! Sometimes the cat gets your tongue Other times your tongue gets the cat Sometimes you get a mouth full of fur You gotta spit it out Things got crazy every second that passed was a whole new story to tell things heated up so damned fast we set a new record high! She dug her nails into my back and screamed "baby more more more!" One thing I remember about that night was how sweet her honey was! Sometimes the cat gets your tongue Other times your tongue gets the cat Sometimes you get a mouth full of fur You gotta spit it out She was strawberry blonde Many years have passed since that night yet the memories are so clear I've had plenty of girls since then but none ever quite like her I've searched everywhere I've gone for the girl with diamond eyes It was the wildest season I've ever had but she's gone so it's time to move on Sometimes the cat gets your tongue Other times your tongue gets the cat Sometimes you get a mouth full of fur Sometimes you just don't care Sometimes you just don't care
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I Want To Fuck You 04:14
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See u there w/your pretty brown eyes See u run your fingers through your hair See your "girls" and they're looking quite fine I don't care if you're out of my league come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on I want to fuck you come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on I want to fuck you See u when I open my eyes on stage See u dancing while I'm playing this song Catch you at the bar and I buy you a drink Drag a cigarette and exhale in your face come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on I want to fuck you come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on I want to fuck you la la la come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on I want to fuck you come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on I want to fuck you come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on I want to fuck you I want to do it w/you all night long over and over again cuz I want to fuck you, wanna fuck you, wanna fuck you We can wake up and do it all day long over and over again cuz I want to fuck you, wanna fuck you, wanna fuck you we can do it in public or private, as long as we can do it again cuz I want to fuck you, wanna fuck you, wanna fuck you I don’t care if the neighbors know, I don’t care if the video goes viral cuz I want to fuck you, wanna fuck you, wanna fuck you I just wanted you to know- I want to fuck you
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No Five-O 02:50
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Gotta Go 02:57
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I'm walking out of my place The stupid tourists get in my way This ain't your neighborhood its mine And I gotta go I get to the subway but I’m Stopped at the turnstile By some stupid bitch I gotta go Running down the staircase But you're crowding at the bottom I'm gunna miss my fucking train I gotta go Get the fuck out of my fucking way Gotta go gotta go go go Get the fuck out of my fucking way Gotta go gotta go go go New York City has a tempo and you’re moving way too slow Get out of my way I gotta fuckin go Then I get to Union Square Too many hipsters in my way Jerk offs going the wrong way I gotta go I hit the crowds at the staircase Trying to catch my connection But there are too many assholes I gotta go People crowding the platform Can't get to the train It fucking pulls away I gotta go Get the fuck out of my fucking way Gotta go gotta go go go Get the fuck out of my fucking way Gotta go gotta go go go New York City has a tempo and you’re moving way to slow Get out of my way cuz I gotta fuckin go Times Square is the worst Tourists everywhere you see I just want to get away from them Anyway you slice it tourists suck Fight my way to the Westside To escape the madness But the Super Bus is loading I gotta go Finally get to eighth avenue I push my way through the idiots I don't want a fucking shave I gotta go Get the fuck out of my fucking way Gotta go gotta go go go Get the fuck out of my fucking way Gotta go gotta go go go New York City has a tempo and your moving way to slow Get out of my way cuz I gotta fuckin go
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7 Year Bitch 02:39
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Leary of you from the day we meet, I knew you were a cheat Reassured you weren't that I let you in my world Time when on we had some fun, now it's over and done I didn't know you were a bitch with the 7 year itch You self absorbed stupid whore, your whole life is a boar Look for thrills a hole you cannot fill now I see who you are When my fist your face I’ll knock you to the floor Then you'll know your place Your a stupid whore your life is a boar now I see who you are You like his hands all over you you, make me look the fool Think there is nothing I can do, wait until I'm through I'll hunt you down destroy your crown piss all over you Don't think I'm bluffing, I got plans for you You self absorbed stupid whore, your whole life is a boar Look for thrills a hole you cannot fill now I see who you are When my fist your face I’ll knock you to the floor Then you'll know your place Your a stupid whore your life is a boar now I see who you are You say you don’t want it, but oh it feels so nice You say you don’t like it, but oh just some more You say you don’t need it, but oh it feels so right We all know you love it I know you think what you do is fine, but you have crossed the line If you were my friend you wouldn't be in that place now I spit in your face You self absorbed stupid whore, your whole life is a boar Look for thrills a hole you cannot fill now I see who you are When my fist your face I’ll knock you to the floor Then you'll know your place Your a stupid whore your life is a boar now I see who you are
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Who I Am 02:32
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I’m not feeling much like anything, anything at all You see me as a different person than I really am I’m no more than leftover star dust, just like you It’s not that I don’t care I am just wrapped up in my solitude I don’t care what you think about me, I’m just who I am ((just who I am) I don’t care if you really like me, I’m just who I am (just who I am) I don’t want to be who you are, I’m just who I am (just who I am) I don’t care if you don’t like me, I’m just who I am Maybe I said some things last night that really made you sad It’s not that I was trying to hurt you it’s just how it appears Maybe you don’t see it the same way you think you did no wrong The mirror reflects who we are but not how we’re perceived I don’t care what you think about me, I’m just who I am (just who I am) I don’t care if you really like me, I’m just who I am (just who I am) I don’t want to be who you are, I’m just who I am (just who I am) I don’t care if you don’t like me, I’m just who I am (Jessica) You seem happy and well Who are you to complain? You have everything you want I think you’re doing ok (both) Step back and look around Things aren’t all that bad you gotta get over yourself you gotta get over yourself before you lose your way. before it’s not today. before you think you say. before you slip away.
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Toothy Vagina 02:48
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Some days you wish you stayed in bed (cover your “head”) Or instead of sex just taken head (that’s a blow job) Sometimes you should listen to your mom (mother knows best) It's one of those days I wish I did (lose something?) I thought it was just another one night stand (Beware of Toothy Vagina) Turned out to be a huge mistake Used to feel something now I feel nothing at all It felt like a piranha clamping down (Beware of Toothy Vagina) Or a pit bull full of rage and hate Give it a kiss and lose your tongue My mother warned me about fucking strangers (careful now) She always told me go fingers first (it gets her wet) That way if she's got Vagina Dentata (pussy with teeth) I'd still have the finger that counts (that’s your penis) I thought it was just another one night stand Turned out to be a huge mistake Used to feel something now I feel nothing at all It felt like a piranha clamping down Or a pit bull full of rage and hate Give it a kiss and lose your tongue All she did was laugh about it (*laugh*) Like she was some kind of deity (*laugh*) As I lay on the ground bleeding (*laugh*) she threw her dog my bone (that was your wiener) I thought it was just another one night stand (Beware of Toothy Vagina) Turned out to be a huge mistake Used to feel something now I feel nothing at all It felt like a piranha clamping down (Beware of Toothy Vagina) Or a pit bull full of rage and hate Give it a kiss and lose your tongue
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FOAD 02:20
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You need to disappear (fuck of and die) You just make me sick (fuck of and die) the sight of you burns my soul (fuck of and die) the thought of you leaving brings me peace you need to go away, you need to go away, you need to go away, just go away I can't stand you at all you drive me up the wall you do it time and time again when is it gonna end? You piss me off I hate you, You piss me off I hate you, You piss me off I hate you go away I hate you go away I hate you go away I hate you You have something to say? I don’t care anyway I think you aught to leave your lips are moving why aren’t you? You piss me off I hate you, You piss me off I hate you, You piss me off I hate you, go away I hate you, go away I hate you, go away I hate you you need to go away, you need to go away, you need to go away, just go away play with fire- I don't care Russian Roulette- I don't care kill yourself- I don't care Go Away- I don't care jump off a building- I don't care run into traffic- I don't care jump in the river- I don't care Just Go Away!
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Yoink! 03:48
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Woke up late today Think I’m going to lose my mind it’s going to be a miserable day it’s time to seek professional help Hand me another beer :: Gonna turn this frown upside down Hand me another beer :: Gonna turn my day around Hey barkeep where’s buy back? Hand me another beer :: Gonna turn this frown upside down Hand me another beer :: Gonna turn my day around Hand me another beer :: Let’s do shots Got to work late today I don’t make a living wage Gonna lose my mind commit a capitol crime I need professional help Hand me another beer :: Gonna turn this frown upside down Hand me another beer :: Gonna turn my day around Hey barkeep where’s buy back? Hand me another beer :: Gonna turn this frown upside down Hand me another beer :: Gonna turn my day around Hand me another beer :: Let’s do shots when I’m wired When I’m Tired When I’m fired I need a drink When I’m sleepy When I’m creepy When I’m sleazy I need a drink When I’m running When I’m cumming When I’m cunning I need a drink (group vocal) When I wake up when I make up When I stay up I need a drink When I’m horny When I’m thorny When I’m corny I need a drink When I’m flying When I’m driving When I’m buying I need a drink When I’m tapped out When I’m found out When I’m down and out I need a drink When I’m funny When I’m crumby When I’m chummy I need a drink When I’m drowning When I’m frowning When I’m doubting When I’m crazy When I’m lazy When I’m hazy I need a drink Hand me another beer :: Gonna turn my frown upside down Hand me another beer :: Gonna turn my day around Hand me another beer :: I don’t care what it is Hand me another beer :: Vodka Soda, Whiskey Shot Hand me another beer :: domestic or imported Hand me another beer :: pass out & start again Hand me another beer :: Gonna to turn my life around Hand me another beer :: Gonna to keep me out of crime Hand me another beer :: hey buddy whatcha buying Hand me another beer :: I don’t care what it is Hand me another beer :: domestic or imported Hand me another beer :: don’t judge me just refill me Hand me another beer :: Vokda soda, whiskey shot Hand me another beer :: puke up & drink again Yoink! I just stole your shot

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Special reissue of our classic third album Blue Waffle Breakfast. Included in a new expanded tracklist including the three songs recorded a few months prior to the sessions for Blue Waffle Breakfast, lined up in a sequence that really makes the album even better!
Originally reissued in 2016 for a very limited CD release that is nearly sold out, we are making it available here for the first time. Plus a very special bonus track included only on this release, originally recorded during the Alpha Cuntori sessions a few years later, available only on this release here.
Enjoy this release as part of our celebration of the ten year anniversary of the original release. It's only natural to expand the release to show how much our child has grown. :)

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released June 3, 2022

Bryan Defiance guitar and vocals
Kat Kaos Drums and vocals
Jessica Carmen Bass and vocals tracks 1-13
Doctor Bass and vocals on the bonus track

Tracks 1,2,3,4,6,8,10,11,12, 13 recorded at Big Blue Meenie Studios Jersey City, NJ February 2012 engineered by Tim Gilles and Dasher
(C)2012 The Bloody Muffs
Tracks 5,7,9 recorded at Big Blue Meenie Studios Jersey City, NJ in November 2011 engineered by Tim Gilles and Dasher
(C)2012 The Bloody Muffs
Track 14 (Bonus Track) recorded at If & Only If Studio Brooklyn NY engineered by Brandon Bujnowski August 2015
(Blue Waffle Breakfast Expanded Edition (c)2022 Defiance Media LLC

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